“This spot is located on a famous road in the centre of London called The Mall with Trafalgar Square at one end and Buckingham Palace at the other. Rumour has it that Englishmen are scared to skate this ancient regal stone for fear of persecution by the Monarchy and charges of treason. This fear has left the spot virtually untouched with only one Welshman, Chris Jones, hitting it with a frontside boardslide in complete defiance of the English. In reality though, that rumour is a load of shit. This thing is massive, and no one has had the pop to get a truck as high as RAPHAEL LANGSLOW. Crook bonk under a watchful eye.”